Is the Burger King Psycho?

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Recently Burger King has been running commercials advertising their breakfast sandwiches. The commercials include a person dressed as the Burger King with a plastic face mask. I have seen several of the commercials.



- In one, a man wakes up to find Burger King in bed with him. Is that freaky? The Burger King offers the man a sausage sandwich of some kind and the man smiles at the Burger King. I would be reaching for my Smith & Wesson.

- A man opens his shades in the morning to find the Burger King staring in his window. I thought people like that go to jail?

- In one of two football themed commercials, the Burger King intercepts a pass and runs for a touchdown.

- In the second football commercial, the Burger King slam dunks the football over the goal post.

- A lumberjack is cutting down a large tree. When the tree falls, the Burger King is standing directly behind where the tree was. He then offers the lumberjack a breakfast sandwich. Later, the lumberjack and Burger King are trying to make each other fall off of a floating log as they roll it with their feet.

- In probably the most psycho commercial of them all, a construction worker building a skyscraper is confronted by Burger King. At the end of the commercial, the Burger King slaps the construction worker almost sending him to his death from the I beam he is standing on. The construction worker catches his balance and laughs with the Burger King.

Steven King couldn't have thought of a better character than Burger King. Next time you see a Burger King commercial, see if you think he seems a little, well, a WHOLE LOT PSYCHO!!!